I feel like barking out today. Arf, ARF, ARRRFFF, Arf (Translation "Merry Christmas"). Mom and I were making cookies, I was very, very good and she let me lick the batter. Yummy!
You may wonder what has Tyde been doing since June. I had started to work on my T-Shirt project and got stuck. I think my cousin Lauren is going to help me with this. I also have gained weight, swallowed a few non-food items, and have become a strong, competitive swimmer. I now swim the entire point of Sandsprit Park, I think it's like 1/2 mile or so. Olympics here I come.
My mom has plans for me. Why do humans buy ridiculous clothing for dogs! This is my beef today. First off, they don't make a size big enough for the larger figured dogs like me. So what do we get stuck with....Head dresses like Christmas Antlers, tiny Santa Hats, and they squeeze your head so tight, I want to yell STOP this insanity!
Merry Christmas, watch for my upcoming photo takes with Antlers squeezing my head like a vice.
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